Friendly reminder that you’re probably going to outlive the very celebrities you love
you certainly put your url to good use
ants are pretty nice for bringing food to their fat mom who lives in the ground
She said ‘I really can’t stay’
And he said ‘baby, it’s cold outside let me lend you a jacket and give you a ride home’ because he wasn’t a fucking creep
-sigh- please don’t judge one of my favourite classic songs.
i don’t care if it’s your favourite song at least acknowledge that the dude is a total fucking creep
she even says “say whats in this drink?” and he just completely ignores her question
its pretty creepy
According to the captions of the first Thor movie, the battle between the Jotuns and Asgardians take place in Norway, 965 AD. Around this time, Loki was born.
In Thor 2 the life expectancy was stated to be around 5,000. The average human life in developed countries from what I’ve gathered is approximately 82.
Therefore, in human years Loki is somewhere around 17.
#are you telling me loki is just going through his rebellious teenage emo stage
Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”